My ability to speak to fish is useless here.

[ooc: So, Meredith means 'Protector from the Sea', and he's from Atlantis, so... he thinks he's Aquaman. Shush.]

For those of you wondering, I decided my scientific curiosity did not warrant getting involved with the mass insanity that was inflicted on this poor city the past two days.

It was very likely the silliest curse I have encountered yet.

And besides, I was bitter about being labelled a Hufflepuff.

[ooc: Strikes? So not there.]

I have to say, yesterday proved so frustrating I didn't even bother signing on to the Network. I take it other people were whammied by the censorship fairy?

There is someone out there stealing shoes and underwear?

For anyone wondering why I was not around to deliver your daily dose of sarcasm yesterday, I was too busy dealing with an irritating chipmunk all day.

Thankfully, it is gone now.

So. Who wants to bet there will now be some huge outbreak of communicable diseases since everyone foolishly walked around licking people yesterday?

Yes, I really would like to subject myself to reading you all whine incessantly about last week. Really.

That curse was officially the worst. Thankfully my acts of extreme humility somehow got me back to normal.

And Cadman, you and I are so having words.

City at large, you'll be pleased to know that Rodney McKay is back to normal. And is not some snivelling idiot.

That would be Zelenka. You've not met him, and be glad you haven't.

I was wondering to myself today if it would be okay to mention that I'd had fun the other night.

I didn't want to bother anyone, especially if someone's feelings might be hurt by the fact I may have had fun while they were miserable. That would be bad.

So... sorry if I did just hurt anyone.

[ooc: Mirror City! Utterly humble Rodney is go!]

I have come to the conclusion that this entire city is designed to infuriate me.

I need a way out.

But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Krispy Kreme is the sun
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious toast
Who is already bland and dull with grief

I find myself in need of employment. If anyone needs a scientific genius, Dr. Rodney McKay is available.

Cadman?

We need to talk. Now.

Pardon my language, but what the hell? I'm getting a wifi signal from somewhere, I'm able to link to this not-quite-the-internet, and this is definitely not Earth or any of the explored planets, as far as I can tell.

Where am I, why am I here, and why is there a merry-go-round?